they call me Ex-lax for some odd reason
and i am friendly C: not so shy so with that being said...
ASK ASK ASK away! ;) im up for anything :3
my nickname in middle school was “who?”
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It’s funny because he’s fat. See Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in The Hangover Part III - now playing in theaters! http://hangoverpart3.com
sluf:
Me after eating my girl out when she’s on her period
Same
me after eating your girl out when she’s on her period
me after eating ya mom out when she gave birth to you
me after eating ya mom out on Mother’s Day
me loving my girl everyday of the month
me eating a watermelon
Me after eating my girls pussy while eating a watermelon and eating your moms pussy on her birthday which happens to be on mothersday
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for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
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Human bites that break the skin, like all puncture wounds, have a high risk of infection. They also pose a risk of injury to tendons and joints.Human bites may be more dangerous than most animal bites. There are germs in some human mouths that can cause infections that are hard to treat.
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Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
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May 23rd. So close you can almost taste it. Get tickets for The Hangover Part III: http://bit.ly/H3Tickets
